Funny truths about life in small small Singapore ....

Found this in my email 2day~

Funny truths about life in small small Singapore ....
1. Night - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Night - Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
11. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost

here's a few of my own lolz.

14. Got money to buy latest mobile phones/Psp but no money to buy earphones
15. Some people are afraid of bus windows, hence they prefer to sit outside
16. Some people automatically feel sleepy when a pregnant lady or elderly folks board the bus/mrt
17. No matter how much leg room is given in cinemas, you will still get the occasional kicks from daddy long legs

Thanks to candice for the email~