Monday, June 22, 2009

5 Types of Women You Should Never Ever Date

I have often heard the dating scene being compared to a jungle. Similar to a hunting environment, it’s filled with both predators and prey. Just like in a jungle, you can be snared by a woman. Now this isn’t a bad thing unless you encounter a woman who can make your life a living hell.
What do I mean?
Well it’s simple. When it comes to dating, there are certain types of women who can cause a variety of problems for guys. If you’re able to avoid them, then your dating life will become smooth sailing.
So when you’re out in the “dating jungle”, make sure you avoid these 5 types of women:


1- The Drama Queen
While all women can get emotional, there are some who take it to an extreme level. If you date ‘The Drama Queen’, your life will be filled with conflict, arguments and constant appeasement.
You can detect a drama queen early on by her strong emotional reaction to the slightest provocation. So when you’re dating a girl, look for signs that she “freaks out” at the smallest incident. If you see evidence of a Drama Queen then run (fast) for the door.


2- The Bridezilla
Marriage is a goal for most successful relationships. But there is one type of woman who is thinking about marrying you from the moment you meet. ‘The Bridezilla’ is a woman who has her entire life (including yours) planned out. In fact, before you even think about taking her home for the first time, she’s had your entire wedding party picked out.
The Bridezilla can be detected by her longing stares at a girl’s engagement ring or when she drops hints about establishing a ‘permanent commitment’. So if you think you’re having a fun fling and she wants a husband, then you should move on.


3- The Debbie Downer
‘The Debbie Downer’ is the type of women who is depressed no matter what happens around her. Life with this girl will be a constant battle to make her happy. The problem is nothing you do can make the Debbie Downer have fun or relax. In fact, her negative attitude can actually affect your life.
You can tell a woman is a Debbie Downer when she doesn’t show excitement about anything you want to do. If she would rather spend every night sitting on the couch and watching reruns, then you might be around this type of woman. If you stick with her, she’ll snare you into her depressing life.


4- The Gold Digger
Kanye West was REALLY accurate about how there are many women who only date for money. ‘The Gold Digger’ will take your money, use you and will leave you broke with your credit card maxed out.
Fortunately, The Gold Digger is easy to spot. During the first few minutes of meeting her, she’ll be overly concerned about the car you drive and what you do for living. Avoid this woman because she won’t be interested in your personality or what you’re really about.


5- The Succubus

According to legend, ‘The Succubus’ is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful human female to seduce men for sexual intercourse. In the dating scene, the Succubus is a woman who can quickly destroy your life. Simply put, this type of women is pure evil. She will use you, cheat with your friends and will leave you in a quivering mass.
The major problem is the Succubus is hard to detect. Your best bet is to look for patterns of unusual cruelty. If she seems to revel in the pain of guys or laughs at the misfortunes of others, then you might be dealing with The Succubus. Unless you carry around holy water and a cross, then you’ll have little protection from the likes of her. Your best bet is to get away as soon as you can.
If you want a happy dating life, then you should avoid certain type of women. By being able to quickly identify the 5 types of women that I described in this article, you’ll discover that it’s easy to find quality women who are fun and exciting.

Posted by ParkerChuks

Personally i think there's one more!! The one tt makes u pay for every single shit upfront !! she wun even bother to take out her wallet to pay her share when the bills arrive, instead she will look at u n wait for u to pay

Chances of her paying her share of the meal or movie tickets etc after tt is around 40% or less

sometimes she "4gets" , n after a few days/wks if u remind her, she will say "aiya, so long liaoz, nvm lah"

n if she somehow has to pay for the bill 1st , she will sms u at nite n say y u are so ungentlemen n make her pay for the bill 1st !! eventhou u paid ur share immediately after she footed the bill.

Oh n she also wants a bf tt accepts her for who she is n her way of thinking, while she condemns ppl who goes for nude drawing classes (she calls it porn classes) n refuse to accept their way of thinking it as a form of art

Now, abit OT ah, i dun mind paying stuff, but pls dun expect me to pay for ur share of the bills every single time, u are not my gf, neither am i dating u nor am i interested in you, we are going out as friends onli, so dun gimme tt gentlemen bullshit, becoz u know, i know n everyone who knows me, know tt i am NOT a gentleman

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