Part 1
There's a problem with this video, so if u see sth wrong, it's not ur pc's problem :)
Thanks to Sengyi for the link~
Friday, July 31, 2009
Kumar Drag Queen
Warning: Sensitive Issues
Part 1
There's a problem with this video, so if u see sth wrong, it's not ur pc's problem :)
Part 1
There's a problem with this video, so if u see sth wrong, it's not ur pc's problem :)
Unnecessary Censorship "Election '08 Edition" Jimmy Kimmel
i really... luff out loud from 1:04 onwards... n actually watch it again
HAHAHA...
Unnecessary Censorship "Come and Play Edition" Jimmy Kimmel Live 6-27-08
wow.. try not to drink or eat anything when watching this video.. u might choke..
Thanks to alex for the link lolz...
Thursday, July 30, 2009
5 Lessons
LESSON 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder
lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are
three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to
be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he
was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be
in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."
Pfufffff, and he Was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm."
*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*
LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside
the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
*LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*
LESSON 3
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese
are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you
mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you
.....
Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind
of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee'
am I ?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
*LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE.*
LESSON 4
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French,
who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said,
"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you
a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want
the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and
shouted"WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so
happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and
immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so
contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly
he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
"S H I T!!!!!!!........."
*LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES
ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*
LESSON 5
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the
brain.
Stomach...... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it
Wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where
it's going.
A s s h o l e.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the a s s h o l e immediately slammed tightly closed
and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste
whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the a s s h o l e be in charge.
*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK
YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE A S S H O L E THAT IS IN
CHARGE.*.
Thanks to Kat for the email~
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder
lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are
three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to
be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he
was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be
in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."
Pfufffff, and he Was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm."
*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*
LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside
the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
*LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*
LESSON 3
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese
are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you
mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you
.....
Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind
of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee'
am I ?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
*LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE.*
LESSON 4
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French,
who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said,
"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you
a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want
the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and
shouted"WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so
happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and
immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so
contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly
he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
"S H I T!!!!!!!........."
*LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES
ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*
LESSON 5
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the
brain.
Stomach...... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it
Wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where
it's going.
A s s h o l e.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the a s s h o l e immediately slammed tightly closed
and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste
whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the a s s h o l e be in charge.
*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK
YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE A S S H O L E THAT IS IN
CHARGE.*.
Thanks to Kat for the email~
He stands in middle of road because...
He stands in middle of road because...
By AsiaOne
A scream broke the pre-dawn silence at 4.30am on a Saturday morning at Hougang Avenue 8.
According to a reader who wrote to the citizen journalism website STOMP, a man was seen standing in the middle of a road shouting about losing his girlfriend.
When the reader, Sharmaine, walked to the window to take a look, she was shocked to see a man staggering between the two lane road and shouting about his relationship problems.
Sharmaine said that the man appeared to be drunk.
At one point, he was shouting "If you can't help me I'll lose my girlfriend."
The man's behaviour resulted in oncoming cars having to slow down or stop to avoid hitting him.
When the cars sounded their horns at him, the man became agitated and started kicking a car's front bumper. This caused someone to approach the man and hit him very hard.
Sharmaine managed to record a video of the scene that followed. The footage shows a man confronting drunk man, and both people were seen moving in between the first lane on the right and fence barrier that marked the boundaries of another lane.
Netizens who have watched the clip expressed annoyance at the drunk man creating a scene so early into a weekend morning.
While some wondered if it was worth it for him to risk his life for his girlfriend, others questioned the lack of any police action despite the incident being an annoyance to nearby residents.
Source: AsiaOne
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Smoking Dog
Smoke with a Dog - For more funny movies, click here
wow.. not sure if real anot lolz...
thanks to shumei for the link~
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Woman playing games on her pc with her legs
dun ask me y she's not using her hands when they are working perfectly -_-
Posted by GoS @ Gamescore forum~
Reactor Meltdown sang by Vocaloids
wow.. this is so cool !! btw if u have no idea wat's a vocaloids
Vocaloid is a singing synthesizer application software developed by the Yamaha Corporation that enables users to synthesize singing by just typing in lyrics and melody.
More info here
Wiki
Thanks to Vincent for the link~
Monday, July 27, 2009
Monster Hunter 3 Opening
Was half expecting the dragon to eat a arrow or sth when he flew up the cliff.. lolz..
Saddest-Looking Game Room Setups
This is wat i think vincent's room will be like in a few yrs time if he keep buying those nendoroids !! wahahaha...Check out the rest of the pics here
Thanks to GoS for posting @ Gamescore forums
MrBrownshow.com - Wash Your Hands Too (Parody of Wonder Girl's 'Nobody')
Thanks to ronald for the link~
The Book of Eli
From Wiki:
In a post-apocalyptic world, a lone hero, Eli (Denzel Washington), guards the Book of Eli, which provides knowledge that could redeem society. The despot (Gary Oldman) of a small, makeshift town plans to take possession of the book.
Wiki The Book of Eli
hmm... reminds me of Fallout3.. lolz..
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Next Resident Evil movie will have a new director
And that director is Paul W.S. Anderson. The last Resident Evil Anderson helmed was the first one; he wrote and produced the other two films, Resident Evil: Apocalypse and Resident Evil: Extinction.
Anderson will write, direct and produce Resident Evil: Afterlife. His wife, Milla Jovovich, will reprise her role as Alice. The movie, the fourth in the franchise, will be in 3D.
"I always envisioned Resident Evil as a trilogy of films," Anderson told website ShockTillYouDrop.com. "And we've been very lucky where it's a trilogy where the audience has built and built. I wanted to kick off a brand new trilogy. I'm really excited we're doing it [in 3-D] and we're using the same camera system [James] Cameron used for Avatar. There are a lot of exciting things about this one. I don't regard it as Resident Evil 4, I regard it as a re-tooling and rebirth of the entire franchise."
Resident Evil: Afterlife is penciled in for a September 17, 2010 theatrical release.
Source: Kotaku
Anderson will write, direct and produce Resident Evil: Afterlife. His wife, Milla Jovovich, will reprise her role as Alice. The movie, the fourth in the franchise, will be in 3D.
"I always envisioned Resident Evil as a trilogy of films," Anderson told website ShockTillYouDrop.com. "And we've been very lucky where it's a trilogy where the audience has built and built. I wanted to kick off a brand new trilogy. I'm really excited we're doing it [in 3-D] and we're using the same camera system [James] Cameron used for Avatar. There are a lot of exciting things about this one. I don't regard it as Resident Evil 4, I regard it as a re-tooling and rebirth of the entire franchise."
Resident Evil: Afterlife is penciled in for a September 17, 2010 theatrical release.
Source: Kotaku
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite session @ Nebo AMK Hub
Ya.. tried to get all of us to dance 2gether for a screenshot but the 1st time vincent blew us up with his fire gunlance then my controller went haywire n cant get into position.. end up both of them went for stomping gestures -_-
Oh we also tried the gladiator burger at Nebo, see the pic above? pretty big right? no? tt's actually half of it onli.. the other half is in alex's tummy by the time i realise i gotto take this pic lolz... oh it comes with another plate of wedges with beef sauce n cheese -_-Edit: Thanks to vincent for reminding
There's actually a event for gladiator burger, if u can finish the burger AND the wedges , u will STAND to win a 100bucks voucher for nebo i think... well.. tt's IF u can finish it in 5mins... and the main word is STAND to win.. so even if u fill ur guts with tt burger n wedges, there's not 100% guarantee tt u will get tt voucher lolz... wonder which idiot will test it out..
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