New Definition of rolling down the hill?

We're going to need a bigger bowl! Fisherman catches massive 30lb 'goldfish'

It might look like an enormously generous fairground prize.
But no goldfish bowl in the world could contain this catch.
The orange koi carp weighs 30lb - the same as an average three-year-old girl - and is thought to be one of the largest of its kind ever captured.


Read more: Mail Online

Ninja cats !!

Human LCD

Posted by fat_boyz @ HWZ

Drenched Commercial

WARNING: Some viewers might feel a little bit grossed out or uncomfortable :P



Thanks to vincent for the link~!

Bear Skiing?

Gundam Time Lapse

JIZZ IN MY FANBOY'S PANTS !!

Woman Kills Over 4 Million Mosquitoes, Wins a Prize

From TreeHugger

If mosquitoes have nightmares, odds are Huang Yuyen will be making an appearance in them. Yuyen, a pig farmer from Taiwan, may soon find a place in the record books for killing the most winged-bloodsuckers in a month -- over 4 million of them, in fact. The insect slaughter was part of a contest held by a company that makes bug-catchers, which awarded Yuyen around $3,000 for her 3 lbs, 5 ounces worth of mosquito carcasses.

According to the Liberty Times, Yuyen beat out 72 other mosquito-catching participants quite handily -- her closest competitor nabbed less than half of her estimated 4 million bugs. The contest was organized by Imbictus International, a manufacturer of 'environmentally friendly' mosquito-traps, which subdue the bloodsuckers without harmful chemicals.

Yuyen reportedly used 10 of these bug-catchers around her pig farm in southern Taiwan to round up the 4.05 million mosquitoes in just one month. For her effort, she walked away with a cool $3,000 and probably a place in the record books; an application has been sent to the Guinness World Records.

To achieve this record, Yuyen managed to capture about 90 mosquitoes every minute for a month.

This isn't the first time mosquito hunting has been made a sport. Earlier this summer, folks in the town of Tartu, Estonia gathered for a contest to see how many of those pesky insects they could kill in 10 minutes -- though unlike Yuyen, many used their exposed skin as bait. In all, around 400 bugs were nabbed by the 38 participants.

While the death of 4 million mosquitoes will likely not have a significant impact on the insect's numbers in Taiwan, the sheer scale of the slaughter does raise some ethical questions among people who, you know, hold some reverence for living things. It's not to say that even the most devout animal-rights activist wouldn't take a smack at a mosquito given the opportunity, but killing millions of them for a contest may be a bit much to celebrate.

Still, it's no wonder why people would relish in the death of so many mosquitoes considering the human toll they've taken. Throughout the world, mosquito-borne illnesses like dengue and malaria continue to threaten communities, a problem expected to worsen as rising temps and increases in rainfall bolster the insect's numbers -- evidenced, perhaps, by the fact that one woman in Taiwan was able to catch over 4 million of them in a month.

No word yet on how Yuyen plans on spending her prize money, but I suspect bug-spray will be near the top of the list.

Source: Treehugger

posted by DMM252 @ HWZ

Jay's Tiny House Tour

From Gizmodo

This impossibly tiny, 100 square foot house contains tiny chairs, a tiny fireplace, and a tiny loft with a tiny window which serves as a tiny bedroom. But of course its owner couldn't help springing for the 15" MacBook.


Jay Shafer is the ingenuous architect and unfortunate resident of this tiny house, one of many he has built as part of his Tumbleweed Tiny House Company. He's been living in the above house since 1997—this tiny tour was filmed in 2007—but he's still actively building new postage stamp mansions today.

Source: Gizmodo

Thanks to Vincent for the link!

Creative ways to celebrate your goals !

Again, the same ppl :)


posted by Frederick84 @ HWZ

Forced Marriage.... with a twist !

Seriously i have no idea i should be laughing or crying over this...

Thanks to alex for the link~!

Dolphin jumps out of the pool

basically video 1 and 2 are the same, juz taken by different people, jump to video 3 to see the crane lifting the dolphin to the back of the truck with a pool i guess...

posted by InPhinity @ HWZ

If Games Had Super Easy Mode

would have no kick if there's a super easy mode ya? lolz... funny thou

posted by LunaSouL @ HWZ

Cutest Chun Li Cosplay EVER !!

seen at Capcom Unity

she's cute >.<

Dancing Fish too?

posted by boink! @ HWZ

i think i gonna skip eating fish for awhile....

Frog Legs Dancing With A Little Salt

posted by boink! HWZ

The Hand Crashes the X-Games Street Course

The Hand is a reference to "X-Games Fingerboards" :)

pretty cool stuff, kudos to Tom Ryen for being able to skate in tt suit ! lol~

HP Ad

Thanks to vincent for the link~!

But seriously.. how many tonnes of paper did they use? O.o?

Ninja Cat !!

Cardboard Warfare

posted by indigo22 @ HWZ

AT&T Commercial - Whole New World

Thanks to vincent for the link~

Mama Bear, Björk, is trying to shake a baby bear from a tree in Bärenpark Bern

AT-AT DAY AFTERNOON

cute~~ geeks would love this pet :D

Moms with Guns - AmberWatch Alert PSA

anyone thinks it looks like L4D?

Andy Murray Tennis Street Magic in London

Pioneering vet gives cat new prosthetic feet

way to go doc !!

Dying man renews wedding vows with wife of 72 years

By Nikie Mayo

ANDERSON COUNTY — Vernon McAlister had a dream last week about the woman he has loved nearly all his life.

His wife Sue was in a room decorated with lace — “the most beautiful, beautiful lace” — and she stood near a window, bathed in sunlight and dressed in a lace gown and veil, waiting for him to marry her again.

After that dream, he was peaceful, sure of what he wanted to do next.

He asked the nurses at Hospice of the Upstate to help him stay alive a few more days. He wanted to celebrate his 72nd anniversary with his bride.



On Sunday, a day after their actual anniversary, the McAlisters celebrated their union by renewing their vows.

This time, they were not nervous.

She is 87 and he is nearly 93.

They have grown up together.

They have raised five children together.

Two years ago, they survived her battle with stomach cancer.

And still, they hold on to each other.

“He has taken care of me my whole life,” she said. “He has loved me and respected me and cherished me the way he said he would when I was just a young girl and he was just a young man. There is nothing to be nervous about when you are walking toward the person you love with your whole heart.”

In her pink dress and white veil, the bride stayed in a room separate from her groom and was shielded by the hospice staff. They didn’t want any bad luck.

Just a few feet away, her husband, from his room, was getting help with straightening his navy tie.

“Where is my bride?” he called out. “Where is my bride?”

Soon, they gathered with their friends and family in the dining room of the Rainey Hospice House.

And though he was in a hospital bed, Vernon McAlister’s eyes lit up when he saw her walking down the aisle. The first time they did this, he was almost 21, and she was 15 and a half.

“My father told me she would make a good wife,” he said. “Oh, I couldn’t have imagined how right he was. She is just purely wonderful. She is a jewel.”

They met on his father’s farm in Central.

Sue and her mother picked cotton on that farm, and one day, her mother encouraged her to go to Vernon in the field and talk to him.

“It was that beautiful smile that got to me,” she said. “It still does.”

The couple lived in Central for 40 years before moving to Anderson.

Nearly 30 years ago now, he retired from his work with the agronomy program at Clemson University and concentrated on church work and volunteering.

“We have not always had an easy life,” she said. “But if you put God first, you can endure and your marriage can endure.”

All of the couple’s children —their sons Tony, Phil, Van and Don McAlister and daughter Anita Floyd — were able to attend the ceremony.

“They are a testament to love,” Floyd said. “It is amazing how they support each other. And it is amazing how that dream of her has kept him going. That’s why we thought this ceremony was so important. That dream of her is all he has talked about.”

Doctors believe Vernon McAlister has just days left to live. He broke his hip recently, and doctors have told his children that it is a fatal injury for someone his age.

He has been in the hospice house for about three weeks. His wife is staying at the Magnolias of Anderson, an assisted-living complex nearby.

But on Sunday, they held hands, side by side.

Sue McAlister’s had trembled as she kissed her husband, cupping his chin and then smoothing his hair. Her husband looked at her with tears in his eyes and a smile on his face.

Family friend Bill French, who performed the ceremony, said a marriage like the McAlisters’ should be held up as an example for the world.

“When you took those vows all those years ago, when you said, ‘We will share our joys and sorrows as we walk through life together’ … no one could have known how long that walk would be,” French said. “You have fulfilled your promise, and God is smiling.”

This is how every marriage should be :)

Note to self, do not read stories like this when itunes is playing Forever Love by Xjapan -_-

Posted by Amulet @ HWZ

Source: Independentmail

The Green Hornet Trailer

posted by jforcester @ HWZ

OK Go - End Love - Official Video

From Lieberman:

“The fastest we go is 172,800x, compressing 24 hours of real time into a blazing 1/2 second. The slowest is 1/32x speed, stretching a mere 1/2 second of real time into a whopping 16 seconds. This gives us a fastest to slowest ratio of 5.5 million. If you like averages, the average speed up factor of the band dancing is 270x. In total we shot 18 hours of the band dancing and 192 hours of LA skyline timelapse – over a million frames of video – and compressed it all down to 4 minutes and 30 seconds! Oh and don’t forget, it’s one continuous camera shot.”

VERY NICE !! damn.. tt's lots of patience n hardwork !!

Posted by LunaSouL @ HWZ

Crazy Nuts Illusion

damn.. my eyes hurt for a while.. LOLZ...

Amazing Fire Animation

pretty geeky.. but awesome !!

Thanks to vincent for the link

Last Flight of Atlantis

From Gizmodo

"This is Atlantis, launching for the last time from Cape Canaveral, as two F-15E Strike Eagles watch from the distance. One of the most beautiful photos I've seen of a space shuttle launch."

A very beautiful shot i must say..

thanks to vincent for the link !

Evolution of Technology

posted by PeanutButtor @ HWZ

Lego Lee Enfield Sniper Rifle

HOLY SHIT !! I WAN ONE !!

posted by iceydidi @ HWZ

Mario Vs Pacman

Thanks to Alex for the link~!

A take regarding the IPhone 4G debut showcase recently...

lolz~~

Taken from Penny Arcade

Hardcore Drummer

he's pretty much into tt band thing ya?

lolz...

posted by half_hippo @ HWZ

Zelda Theme Wedding March

Video Games | | Wedding march - Zelda Theme

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

Zelda starts after the 1:30 mark :D

Congrats to the couple too~!

Sink Hole in Guatemala

Appeared in Zone 2 of Guatemala City, after overwhelming saturation of rains from tropical storm Agatha

and it wasnt the 1st time

2007

German Shooting Range

wow.. dun really understand wat tt dude's saying but... i wanna go !! lolz

Thanks to vincent for the link !

Feel-Around

lolz...

thanks to vincent for the link

Azureus Rising - Proof of Concept

very gd animation !!

Megan Fox is out of Transformer 3??

From PopWatch

by Kate Ward

Imagining a Transformers without Megan Fox is almost as strange as imagining a Transformers without, well, transformers. But we’ll have to cope nonetheless: Sources confirm with EW that Megan Fox’s option has not been renewed for Transformers 3.
The source claims the decision had nothing to do with any sort of personal vendetta Bay might have had against Fox (for the actress comparing him to, you know, Hitler and all), but rather the direction of the story. (Shia LaBeouf’s Sam Witwicky will have a new love interest in the third film.) Still, since Mikaela — and her bodacious bod — has been so central to the franchise, it’s hard to believe Fox won’t be gracing the big screen in the blockbuster-to-be.

Will Transformers be the same without Fox, PopWatchers? And who should replace her as the film’s resident eye candy?

Source: PopWatch

No more boobies !!!

The PEN Story

The Resident Evil: Afterlife Trailer Literal Video Version

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker Ad

The Known Universe by AMNH

wow.. this is nice !!

Posted by PoloBoiBoi @ HWZ

The 2010 Illusion of the Year

Named Illusion of the Year by the Meiji Institute for Advanced Study of Mathematical Sciences, Japan

Thanks to vincent for the link :D

Doramon Theme - Street Fighter II style...

seriously.. wtf??? lolz..

posted by Alex @ FB

1/1 scale Evangelion bust

Extract from Kotaku
An enormous 1/1 scale Evangelion bust. Evas are the huge biomechanical beings piloted in the hugely successful franchise Neon Genesis Evangelion. On July 23, Fuji-Q HighLand amusement park in Japan will open a new attraction: "Evangelion: World - Life-Size EVA-01 Construction Project".

According to website ANN, this exhibit will recreate the scene in which Evangelion character Shinji Ikari meets Eva-01 unit for the first time. Eva-01 will be life-sized, but only built from the bust up.

Source: Kotaku
Source: ANN

Captured pirates likely dead

MOSCOW - A GROUP of Somali pirates captured by the Russian navy in the Gulf of Aden and then released are likely dead after failing to reach the shore, a top Russian defence source said on Tuesday.

The 10 pirates were captured last week after seizing a Russian oil tanker but were then unexpectedly released, with Russian officials saying there was insufficient legal basis to keep them in detention.

'According to the latest information, the pirates who seized the 'Moscow University' oil tanker failed to reach the shore. Evidently, they have all died,' the source was quoted as saying by Russian news agencies.

The Interfax news agency said after their release the Russian navy put the pirates in a boat some 300 nautical miles (556 kilometres) offshore, removing all weaponry and navigational equipment from the vessel. -- AFP

Source: Strait Times

guess tt's a "F**K YOU" to them from the russians :)

Mr.children-Kurumi

Hand Wash?

Posted by PoloBoiBoi @ HWZ

Ironing Man

Posted by Spartanz. @ HWZ

Little Big Planet 2

Seagull epic win !!

Judge Judy - A $2500 playstation 3

wow.. i think the issue is not abt the case itself.. but.. 100over bucks per mth for a ps3??? juz save the damn money and get urself a brand new one in 4mths time !!

Capcom vs Nintendo vs Konami vs alot of other game companies lolz !!

thanks to vincent for the link~!

On The Rocks - Bad Romance

lolz, bunch of fun guys !!

posted by thunderflash @ HWZ

How to dive and cheat

posted by Red Scouser @ HWZ

Driver FTW! !

posted by KeithTZH @ Gamescore Forums

Anime Opening vs Life Action

SlamDunk


Full Metal Alchemist

most hilarious !!

EVA

someone pls kill this guy -_-

Sailormoon

this guys too, even the cat pls

Lucky Star

...............holy shit...... i'm putting this under horror...

posted by yperic @ HWZ

Who needs a army swiss knife when u have one of this??

so is our army getting one of these??

posted by Fattybob @ HWZ

Heineken Commercial

posted by uNrEaLiTy @ HWZ

Baby Seal found on the roof

From LIFEYO
"The sound of someone shuffling around on the roofdeck of my apartment this morning woke me up at 6:30am. Groggy, I threw on some clothes to see what was going on.

Just as I crest the top stair, to my surprise I see a baby seal hanging out! At this point I can't tell if I'm still dreaming or not, so I go downstairs and grab my camera. Take a photo- yes, check, baby seal on camera.

So I call Newport Beach animal control. Our conversation went something like this:

Police: "Hello, Newport Beach police."
Me: "Hi, um, there is a sea lion on my roof."
Police: "Sir, there is a what on your roof?"
Me: "A sea lion. Can you come and help him out?"
Police: "OK Sir." Pause....laughter "We'll send someone over right away." (incredulously)

Meanwhile, I snap some more photos of the little guy. My roommate is up and our neighbor comes to check it out too. I think, maybe this guy can be my friend? Maybe he can live in my bathtub like the 1994 classic movie "Andre?" We'd hang out all the time and people would respect us. If they didn't we would escape on a wild adventure...

That didn't happen, rather, a guy in an animal control truck rolls up. Before he goes up the stairs, Andre, I mean the seal, climbs up on the railing and looks like he's gonna jump!

We try to talk him down but he looks like he's just showing off. Moments later, Andre gets put in a box. Andre looks bummed. Andre gets taken to the Marine Mammal Center in Laguna Beach, to get checked out before being released.

Goodbye Andre. Next time you visit I promise I won't call animal control on you again...

-Mike"

Awwww.... tt baby seal is so cute~! but how the hell he got onto the roof anyway??

Next Stop~ Pigeon Land...

Starcraft Kart

Someone in Starcraft2 Beta came up with this map , fans of mario kart will know wat's going on :D

Jack Black, Ben Stiller & Robert Downey, Jr. at 2008 MTV Movie Awards

Jack Black, Ben Stiller & Robert Downey, Jr. at 2008 MTV Movie Awards from Robert Downey Jr

Another Century's Episode R

as usual, the CG is damn gd !!

posted by cloudbp @ HWZ

GAIKING Teaser Trailer

*drools* the cg gaiking looks... gd...

Christmas Tree Twitter

Pls read from bottom up :)

Marvel vs Capcom 3 Teaser

hmmm... kinda looks like Tatsunoko Vs Capcom -_-

posted by Infinitus.sg @ HWZ

Dan The Man

Posted by zenotic @ HWZ

Angela Aki - Tegami ~Haikei Juugo No Kimi E~

Translation:

Dear you,
Who's reading this letter
Where are you and what are you doing now?

For me who's 15 years old
There are seeds of worries I can't tell anyone

If it's a letter addressed to my future self,
Surely I can confide truly to myself

Now, it seems that I'm about to be defeated and cry
For someone who's seemingly about to disappear
Whose words should I believe in?
This one-and-only heart has been broken so many times
In the midst of this pain, I live the present

Dear you,
Thank you
I have something to tell the 15-year-old you

If you continue asking what and where you should be going
You'll be able to see the answer

The rough seas of youth may be tough
But row your boat of dreams on
Towards the shores of tomorrow

Now, please don't be defeated and please don't shed a tear
During these times when you're seemingly about to disappear
Just believe in your own voice
For me as an adult, there are sleepless nights when I'm hurt
But I'm living the bittersweet present

There's meaning to everything in life
So build your dreams without fear
Keep on believing

Seems like I'm about to be defeated and cry
For someone who's seemingly about to disappear
Whose words should I believe in?

Please don't be defeated and please don't shed a tear
During these times when you're seemingly about to disappear
Just believe in your own voice

No matter era we're in
There's no running away from sorrow
So show your smile, and go on living the present
Go on living the present

Dear you,
Who's reading this letter
I wish you happiness...

Disney Has Been Using The Same Template Over

wow... totally didnt realise that, but most prob it's to save cost at tt time...

anyway snow white's animation is very smooth , almost life like~!

Posted by Cinderblaze @ Kotaku

Robinson's "Bird House"

lolz pretty cute commercial~

Amazing Fire Trick

Posted by Alex @ FB

The Lady and The Reaper

LOLZ DAMN GD SHORT~!

Thanks to Vincent for the link~!

Google's Crazy number of servers

Source: Gizmodo

Thanks for the link by Vincent~!

Cute Coin Box

Posted by blazin @ HWZ

Samsung 3D TV Commercial

MILK MAID !! WAHAHAHAHA..

Gears of War 3 Trailer

totally awesome !!

Everyone's Doing It

lolz, i like it hardcore !!

posted by Bengloon @ FB

Funny happenings at the airport~!

Airline Announcements?
United Flight Attendant announced, 'People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!
*************************************
On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have. '
*************************************
'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane'
*************************************
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.
The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a 'Thanks for flying our airline.' He said that, in light of his bad landing, we had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, 'Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?'
'Why, no, Ma'am,' said the pilot. 'What is it?'
The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were we shot down?'
***************************************
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker:
'Whoa, big fella, WHOA!'
*******************************************
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced,
'Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because sure as hell everything has shifted after a landing like that.'
*************************************
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:
'We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.'
*************************************
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas on a particularly windy and bumpy day:
During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!'
***********************************
'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.'
***********************************
'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.
Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants.
Please do not leave children or spouses......except for that gentleman over there.'
******************************************
Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City.
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, 'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault - it was the asphalt.'
****************************************
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.'
****************************************
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: 'We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.
And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways.'
****************************************
Heard on a Southwest Airline flight - 'Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em.'
****************************************
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!”
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
A passenger in Coach yelled, “That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!”
=========================

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles."
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

=========================

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."
"Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747:
"United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."
=========================
A DC-10 had come in a little fast and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.
San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
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A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English.
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."
=========================
One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.
Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."
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German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: “Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn't land."
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While taxiing at London’s Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.
An irate female ATC ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming:
"US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?
I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway!
You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"
Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically:
"God! Now you've screwed everything up!
It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to!
You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.

Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking,
"Wasn't I married to you once?"


Posted by validator @ Gamescore

PIXELS

damn nice video !!

thanks to vincent for the link !

Lin Yu Chun Sings Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You'

his voice sure is power !!

Penalty Kick

lolz wtf man...

thanks to alson for the link~!

6 week old golden retrievers playing and tackling

i envy :(

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker - Snake vs Tigrex and Rathalos

wow this is unbelievable !! lolz.. remember to check out the last part !!

Pokemon Comic

Machoke used Pound!!

dun really like pokemon but... hmm...

posted by Shock! @ HWZ Forums

Credits go to the original artist for this comic strip :D

Chatroulette Endmost Piano Ode

lolz this is so cool !!

post by NightWish_ @ HWZ

Resident Evil Afterlife - Trailer

The World's Most Advanced 3D Technology !! wow... *scarasm*

1st movie was okie.. 2nd movie was okie.. 3rd was... sigh.. n now this.. seriously..

Note: The Horror label belows is given not becoz it's a horror movie...

Cat meowing in it's sleep

so cute~~~~ ^o^

She's Out of My League :(2010) Trailer

wow, looks gd !! lolz..

Posted by chickenmedium @ HWZ

Woobius Eye Demo

this is a pretty gd app !!

thanks to vincent for the intro~!

Max Power Lip Syncing !!

lol~~~~~~~

thanks to alex for the link~!

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Trailer

lolz.. full of gaming references !!

Cutest Wrestling Match Ever~

Rolled Up Magazine Self Defense Video

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Eh... hostage rescue i... think...

The guy with the stick like thingy sure got guts -_-

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This is what i call getting edge ahead !!

From Kotaku


An argument between Counter-Strike players at a Chinese net café over suspected use of a 'wallhack' cheat led to a 17-year-old boy being stabbed through the head with a foot-long knife - and living to tell the tale. (Graphic Photo)

Counter-Strike players in the Jilin province of China take cheating extremely seriously, as evidenced by the grievous wound suffered by one suspected cheater on March 16. The 17-year-old victim was suspected of using a hack that allowed him to see through walls, giving him an obvious benefit in the computerized game of hide and go kill each other.

A fight broke out outside the net café regarding the hack, and one assailant decided to do a little hacking of his own, stabbing large knife into the side of the cheater's head, the tip of the blade barely protruding from the other side.

Speaking for everyone reading this, ouch.


The boy, miraculously still conscious, was rushed to a nearby hospital. After around 10 hours of surgery, the knife was successful removed. The boy survived, but is under observation in case bits of rust - did we mention the blade was rusty? - flaked off inside his brain.

So how does someone survive a foot-long knife through the skull? According to doctors, the blade missed major arteries, which kept him from hemorrhaging, and managed to somehow avoid affecting motor skills even though the blade passed through areas that handle those functions.

The net café where the incident occurred was popular with local youths because it didn't require ID, a fact I'm sure some will consider to be a factor in the incident, but I've always believed that being an asshole with a knife is an ageless thing.

I'm not sure how the law works in China regarding stabbings, but somewhere there's a Counter-Strike player just as relieved that the victim didn't die as the victim himself.

Physician Yan Shi-jun, who operated on the young man, said that the chances of surviving such a wound were one in ten thousand. Those are pretty steep odds.

I bet he cheated.

Source : Kotaku

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